Why Gaben needs your money(speech prep)

Today I am going to tell you about Gaben and why he needs your money. If you don't know who Gaben is, I will tell you. Gaben is the Lord of Steam and he is to be worshipped. If you don't worship him, he will VAC ban you from the whole civilized world.

Speech preparation items

• chairs
• tables
• Propaganda posters
• poster of our lord gaben
• a poster of steam
• a poster of steam sales
• ads of minecraft story mode(9/10 on steam)

Speech Steps

1. Introduce who gaben is
2. Talk about Gaben(and steam) needs(food for gaben, etc.)
3. Beg for money
4. Steal money for gaben
5. When done, rob money from the bank for gaben
6. Spend all the money on virtual $200 hats and $1000 knives
7. Repeat

No Source except for my brain and gaben